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Dad Builds Complete 737 Simulator In His Son's Room (2 фото)
Laurent Aigon is not a flight engineer, or a pilot. He’s a waiter, but he has a young son who’s obsessed with airplanes and Aigon is an airplane fan himself. So Aigon built him a fully functioning simulation of a 737 cockpit and put it in his bedroom. How the hell did Aigon even pull this off? Well, essentially by just doing it: And since 40 is a little late in life to start that process from scratch, he did the next best thing: Methodically order parts from the internet, at a cost tallying thousands of euros, until he had assembled a control panel and screen that functions precisely the way the real thing would. Particularly heartwarming is the fact that, as part of putting together this simulation properly, Aigon wound up actually logging enough hours on the simulator to be a fairly decent pilot, and his work was so well done that it’s used by professionals to learn the ins and out. He’s even spoken at aircraft repair schools about building simulators.
Laurent Aigon is not a flight engineer, or a pilot. He’s a waiter, but he has a young son who’s obsessed with airplanes and Aigon is an airplane fan himself.
Oh Dear God, Creepy Woody Is Back. Again. (7 фото)
Nearly a year ago, we warned you that a new stock of an extremely rare figure of Woody from Toy Story had been found in Japan. It was extremely rare because it was more Chucky than Woody: Known as "Creepy Woody", the figure basically exists to ruin your childhood and be posed in terrifying situations. Guess what? Apparently money has trumped decency, because Creepy Woody is back in production. Yes, in November, Creepy Woody will be back on the shelves, being sold at regular retail. And yes, the people involved know exactly why people are buying Creepy Woody: Here's the NSFW tweet announcing he was back. Apparently Disney and Pixar are OK with this, so we figured we'd celebrate/warn you with a gallery of some of Creepy Woody's best/worst moments. Don't worry, we avoided the ones that aren't work-safe... but there's plenty of funny and disturbing ones on DeviantArt.
Nearly a year ago, we warned you that a new stock of an extremely rare figure of Woody from Toy Story had been found in Japan.
Amazon Founder & CEO Jeff Bezos Is Buying The Washington Post (3 фото)
Well this was unexpected: Amazon.com founder and CEO/spacenut Jeff Bezos — who’s worth something like 25 billion bucks — is buying the Washington Post for $250-million. (That’s a quarter of what Tumblr sold to Yahoo! for, btw.) Reports the very meta Washington Post: The Washington Post Co. has agreed to sell its flagship newspaper to Amazon.com founder and chief executive Jeffrey P. Bezos, ending the Graham family’s stewardship of one of America’s leading news organizations after four generations. Bezos, whose entrepreneurship has made him one of the world’s richest men, will pay $250 million in cash for The Post and affiliated publications to the Washington Post Co., which owns the newspaper and other businesses. Seattle-based Amazon will have no role in the purchase; Bezos himself will buy the news organization and become its sole owner when the sale is completed, probably within 60 days. The Post Co. will change to a new, still-undecided name and continue as a publicly traded company without The Post thereafter. Let the Twitter jokes commence!
Well this was unexpected: Amazon.com founder and CEO/spacenut Jeff Bezos — who’s worth something like 25 billion bucks — is buying the Washington Post for $250-million.
To Celebrate Shark Week, Here Are The Best Shark Movies (1 фото + 4 видео)
When Jaws came out in 1975, it essentially created a new subgenre of horror movie: The shark movie. And since it's Shark Week, and as such, we picked out the best of the lot, because some of these, in their own way, are pretty great. Even if that way is unintentional comedy. We're sticking solely to horror movies that involve sharks, and we'll be ranking them from best to "best." Also, we didn't include Jaws because come on. You've seen it. Not all of these will stick to the shark movie formula (essentially, the plot of Jaws stretched beyond all credibility), but often that's a good thing. Really, you'd think some of these mayors trying to keep a beach open would have seen a movie.
When Jaws came out in 1975, it essentially created a new subgenre of horror movie: The shark movie. And since it's Shark Week, and as such, we picked out the best of the lot, because some of these, ...
Sharlto Copley Is The Most Insane Person In 'Elysium' Pics And Video (3 фото + 1 видео)
Elysium opens this Friday, and Sony released new pictures and a featurette about Sharlto Copley’s character, whom director Neill Blomkamp describes as “a villain you haven’t really experienced before.” Matt Damon takes it a step further by saying, “Sharlto is either the most professional actor around or just the most insane person.” The most insane person? Would the most insane person leave bloodied limbs in the shower and sink of a co-star’s trailer, put blood and dirty underwear on the bed, and leave porn in the DVD player? Uh, nevermind. Check out the featurette and new images below. Could this all be an excuse to post shirtless pictures of Matt Damon? Maybe.
Elysium opens this Friday, and Sony released new pictures and a featurette about Sharlto Copley’s character, whom director Neill Blomkamp describes as “a villain you haven’t really experienced before.
Journey To Mount Doom In Comfort With A Hobbit Hole Trailer (4 фото)
You know, I always found it a bit strange that Bilbo and Frodo decided to trek across Middle Earth on foot, usually just sleeping on the ground wherever they happened to be when it got dark. Aren’t hobbits all about comfort? The finer things in life? Maybe hobbits are just terrible trip planners. The fact that both of them thought cutting through orc-filled mountain tunnels would be a great idea kind of bears that out. Anyways, a Redditor by the name of Samm1t has gone and created something I think Bilbo and Frodo would have very much appreciated — a mini hobbit hole camper trailer! Hit the jump for a few more pics…
You know, I always found it a bit strange that Bilbo and Frodo decided to trek across Middle Earth on foot, usually just sleeping on the ground wherever they happened to be when it got dark.
Video: Bakersfield man's Real-life working Wall E replica (1 фото + 1 видео)
Bakersfield, California is well on its way to becoming known as more than just the country’s third-most important pit stop for dirt and Sonic drive ins, as Bakersfield’s own Michael McMaster has built a real-life working replica of Wall E. Or, to put it another way, Johnny 5. According to the video, McMaster, who built his remote control Wall-E bot from scratch, had previously belonged to something called “The R2D2 Builders Club.” I would give anything to attend a meeting of the Bakersfield chapter of the R2D2 Builders Club. I guarantee at least half the meetings took place around a bonfire.
Bakersfield, California is well on its way to becoming known as more than just the country’s third-most important pit stop for dirt and Sonic drive ins, ...
Movie Trailer: Paradise, from Diablo Cody, starring Julianne Hough (3 фото + 1 видео)
Diablo Cody’s directorial debut, Paradise, hits DirecTV this Friday, something that was only announced last week, via Cody herself on Twitter. It doesn’t seem like a carefully planned roll-out strategy, but I’m wearing mismatched socks right now so I’m not one to judge. It has a limited theatrical run scheduled for October, and stars former non-star star of Dancing with the Stars Julianne Hough as a conservative southern gal who goes to Vegas after getting “barbecued in jet fuel” during a plane crash. She gets to Vegas and meets up with Russell Brand, and they’re already halfway to a Rock of Ages reunion! Ooh, sing some Speedwagon!
Diablo Cody’s directorial debut, Paradise, hits DirecTV this Friday, something that was only announced last week, via Cody herself on Twitter.
Teaser Trailer: Ender's Game movie, directed by Gavin Hood (6 фото + 1 видео)
Though it threatens to be subsumed by Ender's Game author Orson Scott Card's long history of controversial anti-gay stances, his book is considered by many a landmark science fiction novel, and the upcoming movie adaptation from X-Men Origins Wolverine director Gavin Hood is hotly anticipated. It opens November 1st, starring Harrison Ford and Asa Butterfield from Hugo, and today we have not a full trailer, but a shorter teaser for the full trailer. Nonetheless, as you'll see, it's more than enough to prove that Ender's Game contains all of the things that you've come to require of a sci-fi action movie!
Though it threatens to be subsumed by Ender's Game author Orson Scott Card's long history of controversial anti-gay stances, his book is considered by many a landmark science fiction novel, ...
Larry David's 'Clear History' Has Three New Clips (1 фото + 3 видео)
On Saturday night, HBO will air the new original film Clear History, starring Larry David, Bill Hader, Jon Hamm, Kate Hudson, Michael Keaton, Philip Baker Hall, Eva Mendes, JB Smoove and Danny McBride, and I assume that all of us comedy nerds are going to laugh ourselves into dorky slumber. At least, that’s the safe assumption, as it’s very difficult to imagine a film with that kind of cast and written by David, Jeff Schaffer, David Mandel and Alec Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg to be anything but hilarious. Fortunately, HBO has released three new clips to give us a little taste of the HAHAs before Saturday, and I guess these will have to do. If it helps, try knocking yourselves unconscious so that you’ll wake up with amnesia and then watch them all over again like you’ve never seen them before. Sure, you’ll have no idea who those other people in your home are, but you’re better off never dealing with your stupid wiener kids again anyway.
On Saturday night, HBO will air the new original film Clear History, starring Larry David, Bill Hader, Jon Hamm, Kate Hudson, Michael Keaton, Philip Baker Hall, Eva Mendes, ...
MUSIC NEWS! Drake Brings Kanye West On Stage At OVO Fest (1 фото + 1 видео)
Drake and Kanye West have had a pretty cold relationship over the last few years…bordering on an under-the-radar feud. Part of the reason is their massive egos, but the two rappers just couldn’t seem to get on the same page. They’d throw shots at each other (Kanye accusing Drake’s producer of jocking his styles) or passive aggressive little one-ups (Drake being seen hanging out with Amber Rose), but it now seems to be over. As part of Drake’s massive OVO Fest show in Canada, he brought out everyone from TLC to Diddy and Mase. But the biggest surprise came when Kanye West came out and performed “New Slaves.” Then the bromance went into full effect with each rapper praising the other to the extreme. Kanye said he and Jay DASH Z wouldn’t have made Watch The Throne if not for Drake’s music putting pressure on them to make a classic. Then Drake said he only raps because Kanye inspired him. If you’re looking for videos, our guy Nigel over at Real Talk NY will have them up shortly since he was in attendance. All in all, it looks like OVO Fest is the rap show to be at from now on. Who saw that coming?
Drake and Kanye West have had a pretty cold relationship over the last few years…bordering on an under-the-radar feud.
Breaking Bad Season 2 GIF Guide (6 фото)
When we we last left our protagonists (?), Walt and Jesse found out cooking meth wasn't as glamorous as they had thought. How will they deal with a maniac for a boss? Walt's illness? Idiot friends? New competition? Click onward for the answers, and rediscover a world where turtles are as dangerous as laying down under an ATM machine.
When we we last left our protagonists (?), Walt and Jesse found out cooking meth wasn't as glamorous as they had thought.
Watch 'Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical' (1 фото + 1 видео)
Here are a couple things that happen in the first minute or so of Internet heroes Rhett and Link’s newest video, a Breaking Bad musical starring children: 1) While singing an upbeat intro song, four children use the symbols from the periodic table to spell out “CANCER”; and 2) Child Walter White explains that he is going to begin making the purest rock candy the town has ever seen, then Child Jesse Pinkman (who is AMAZING in this) walks out and the two of them have the following conversation: Child Jesse: Yo, Mr. White. It’s me, your former student, Jesse. I hear you’re breaking bad now. Child Walter: That’s right, Jesse. Wanna take my life savings and buy an RV and make candy in the desert? Child Jesse: Sounds like an awesome decision. And it gets even better — and way, WAY darker — from there. I won’t spoil it for you, but let’s just say that Child Gus Fring is at least as badass as his adult counterpart. A+ for everyone involved.
Here are a couple things that happen in the first minute or so of Internet heroes Rhett and Link’s newest video, a Breaking Bad musical starring children: 1) While singing an upbeat intro song, ...
Watch The Teaser Trailer For 'Sherlock' Series 3 (1 фото + 1 видео)
Considering the devastating way series two ended, and the trio of disappointments of Benedict Cumberbatch’s Star Trek Into Darkness, Martin Freeman’s The Hobbit (I hate any movie that proves Kevin Smith right), and Steven Moffat’s Doctor Who series seven, the world needs Sherlock more than ever. Thankfully, it’s returning sometime in early 2014, a close enough date that BBC can begin releasing teaser trailers that say nothing and EVERYTHING. In the clip below, we see Sherlock reuniting with all his not-quite-friends-more-like-acquaintances-and-well-wishers, including a mustached Watson, who since we’ve last seen him has apparently joined the adult entertainment industry. That’s certainly going to give the Cumberbitches something to GIF about.
Considering the devastating way series two ended, and the trio of disappointments of Benedict Cumberbatch’s Star Trek Into Darkness, ...
Anchor Begins Newscast By Saying She Sounds Drunk (1 фото + 1 видео)
The thing that we want the most from our newscasters is for them to always tell the truth — no positive spins, no bullsh*t, no outright lies, just the facts. That’s why Kerryn Johnston, an Australian anchor for WIN News, deserves to sweep the Truthies later this year, given out to only the most truthy trustworthy truth-tellers in the land. On Wednesday, she begin a news rehearsal with, “Good evening. Tonight, I’m going to sound like a drunk.” Of course, this would-be blooper was accidentally broadcast on air, but hey, at least she was accurate, not covering up her fake indiscretions with sinful fibs. Somewhere, Aaron Sorkin has a massive erection. This is his porn.
The thing that we want the most from our newscasters is for them to always tell the truth — no positive spins, no bullsh*t, no outright lies, just the facts.
Terminally Ill Teen Played With Pantera's Phil Anselmo (1 фото + 1 видео)
This is so awesome and so sad: 13-year-old Peyton Arens was diagnosed with a connective tissue cancer known as rhabdomyosarcoma earlier this year, and rather than meet Buzz Lightyear or SpongeBob SquarePants or something lame like that, he asked the Make-a-Wish Foundation if he could join Pantera’s Phil Anselmo on stage and shred. So, he did. Arens met up Anselmo, who now plays with a band called the Illegals, in Tulsa, Arizona (where they know nothing about “Illegals”) on Tuesday, and absolutely tore up “Walk.” I know he’s just a teenager and all, but I really hope that kid got some tail backstage after the show. He deserved it.
This is so awesome and so sad: 13-year-old Peyton Arens was diagnosed with a connective tissue cancer known as rhabdomyosarcoma earlier this year, ...
A Rich Guy At The Galway Races Wiped His Face With $50 (1 фото + 1 видео)
Imagine a rich, evil character from a cartoon. What one motion could that character do to instantly let you know that they’re rich and evil? Meet this asshole, a spectator at Ireland’s Galway Races, a popular horse-racing track we’d write about more on the sports side of UPROXX if had gorgeous breasts or pretended to fight. He’s standing in the background in a rainstorm during a televised interview with betting magnate Barry Orr (as in “we don’t trust the banks, so Barry Orr money”). When his face gets moist, he wipes it … but he does so using A FIFTY DOLLAR BILL. Because he can. Watch the clip below.
Imagine a rich, evil character from a cartoon. What one motion could that character do to instantly let you know that they’re rich and evil?
Death Grips Equipment Destroyed After Lollapalooza No-Show (1 фото + 1 видео)
DEATH GRIPS R SO PUNK THEY DON’T EVEN SHOW UP AT THEIR OWN SHOWS. "Last night, Death Grips were tapped to play an officially sanctioned Lollapalooza aftershow at the Bottom Lounge in Chicago. They didn’t show up. According to several reports from Reddit and Twitter, after learning that the band wouldn’t play, fans proceeded to destroy their equipment, including a drum kit that was presumably Zach Hill’s. " DEATH GRIPS R SO PUNK THEY TAKE GMAIL SCREENSHOTS OF THEIR FANS’ SUICIDE NOTES. Wait, what? "Before it was announced that the band was a no show, the venue played recordings of Death Grips. The stage was set up with a backdrop that featured a Gmail screenshot of a suicide note, which was allegedly written by a Death Grips fan. Reddit user jadesaddiction transcribed the full note: SUBJECT: ready DATE: July 9 I am ready to take my own life. Many bad experiences led me to this dark void that I am locked in. Maybe by my own hands? I don’t really care anymore. I just wanted to say thank you for showing me the other side. the side that is locked away deep inside a person. I am mad. Mad all the time and depressed all the time. I can’t take it. I’m not afraid of dying but i am afraid that I can’t hear DG in the after life if there is such a thing. I don’t know, but I hope your music transcends to the unknown. A place where DG’s essence exists. A place where art exists. I love art. That’s the one thing that kept me alive? this long. So just to ease minds, DG didn’t “influence” me to do this. this is my own fucking choice. but thanks for making my life a little better. you’re my absolute fave and I will fight the gods if they don’t allow me to follow DG’s efforts can’t see Earth. Anyways, continue doing great things. I love you Stefan, Zach, and Andy. I will be watching. -AJJ " DEATH GRIPS R SO PUNK I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY AFTER READING THAT. Sorry.
DEATH GRIPS R SO PUNK THEY DON’T EVEN SHOW UP AT THEIR OWN SHOWS. "Last night, Death Grips were tapped to play an officially sanctioned Lollapalooza aftershow at the Bottom Lounge in Chicago.
NEWS! Christian Television Network Puppeteer Arrested For Kidnapping (1 фото + 1 видео)
Creepy puppeteer? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer who lived alone? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer who lived alone and served pizzas to the kids in his neighborhood? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer who lived alone and served pizzas to the kids in his neighborhood and was arrested for, according to the Tampa Bay Times, “conspiring to kidnap a child and possession of child pornography”? Check. Florida, you done it again. “I imagine him wiggling and then going still,” [Ronald William] Brown told an associate in an Internet chat session, describing his plot to kill and cannibalize a boy at Gulf Coast Church. On Friday, Brown was arrested on charges of conspiring to kidnap a child and possession of child pornography and booked into the Pinellas County Jail. U.S. Department of Homeland Security agents who searched his home found lewd images of children bound and gagged, a flier for a missing child and “images of children that appear to be deceased.” According to the affidavit supporting the criminal complaint, Brown told agents that he and Kansas resident Michael Arnett, another alleged child cannibalism enthusiast, “did discuss killing, dismembering and eating” a specific boy at Gulf Coast Church. However, Brown said “it was just a fantasy and he could never and would never hurt anyone.” Brown worked for years for the Christian Television Network in Largo, the state’s oldest Christian broadcasting station. He performed with puppets on a Captain Kangaroo-style show called Joy Junction. In one episode, a video excerpt of which is available online, he operates a puppet that talks disdainfully about how some bad kids tried to show him pornography. (Via) I’d bet my life savings that Brown owns at least three helium tanks, for “balloon animals…yeah….”
Creepy puppeteer? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer who lived alone? Check.
13 Shocking Cartoon Images Ruining Your Childhood Memories (13 фото)
Today, I will perform a magic trick for you on the count of 3 your childhood will be ruined. You were innocent, but these animated images were not. Why you so pervy, old cartoons? Ready? 1....2.....3!
Today, I will perform a magic trick for you on the count of 3 your childhood will be ruined. You were innocent, but these animated images were not. Why you so pervy, old cartoons? Ready? 1....2.....
10 Signs Politely Requesting People Stop Masturbating (10 фото)
Moms are jerks. Need proof? Check out this sign a mother left for her 13-year-old kid regarding his habit of cleaning the custard all over her towels. Forget about embarrassing the kid (who will now think about his mum and that note every time he pounds one out) she’s more concerned with her $5 Target bathroom linens. Also, is the Justin Bieber comment supposed to be a threat? What if the idea of dropping salty yogurt on the Biebs turns this kid on? Mom needs to show a little more class. She could take a lesson from these much classier requests that people stop slinging homemade number three all over the place.
Moms are jerks. Need proof? Check out this sign a mother left for her 13-year-old kid regarding his habit of cleaning the custard all over her towels.
Girl Lashes Out To Her Ex Via Text -- To The Wrong Number (18 фото)
Recently, a Reddit user had the unfortunate honor of being on the receiving end of a scorned young lady who was lashing out at her ex. The problem was, her ex had apparently changed his number. Over the course of an hour, “Kara” sent over 40 messages to a married schoolteacher who was a new mother herself and definitely did have time to council anyone through a breakup. It’s probably a good thing he changed his number because she doesn’t seem to be handling the breakup very well. Here’s her off target rampage:
Recently, a Reddit user had the unfortunate honor of being on the receiving end of a scorned young lady who was lashing out at her ex. The problem was, her ex had apparently changed his number.
Matt Damon Goes Black and White for Esquire (7 фото)
How do you make Matt Damon even hotter? With the power of a classy black and white photo shoot courtesy of the fine folks at Esquire, that’s how. Matt is currently promoting his new film, ‘Elysium,’ which hits theaters in August. It’s a sci-fi movie about a world where the poor people have to live on Earth, which has become like a destitute ghetto filled with sickness and suffering, while all the fancy rich people get to live on a massive, shiny space station and never have to worry about dying or starving or having to, you know, try. But then Matt Damon gets this awesome robotic device screwed into his body (ouch) that will allow him to breach the rich people utopia and bring that motha down. Damon is featured in the August issue of Esquire, in glorious black and white photos for your viewing pleasure. The interview takes place in Germany, where Damon drinks beer and eats steak (manly!). And we love the opening line of the piece: “Let’s face it, the guy is ridiculous.” Yeah, Esquire — ridiculously HOT.
How do you make Matt Damon even hotter? With the power of a classy black and white photo shoot courtesy of the fine folks at Esquire, that’s how.
Let’s Go for a Swim with Tom Daley (7 фото)
British diver Tom Daley just can’t stop himself from posting sexy photos on Instagram, and while we’re hardly complaining, we may need to cool off a bit. Does anyone else feel like going for a swim? Tom Daley is a British diver who began diving at the age of seven and became a FINA World Champion at the age of 15. He competed in the 2008 Summer Olympics, where he was Britain’s youngest competitor. He’s also appeared on the reality competition show ‘Splash,’ helping coach celebrities in diving techniques. That’s a lot of success for such a young dude. Now, at the age of 19 (holy smokes), Daley is heating things up on Instagram with tons of shirtless pics to make his fans swoon. He’s been injured a couple of times this year, and while those injuries have kept him from competing in diving events, they haven’t kept him from smiling for the camera, and for that we are so very grateful. Check out some pics of shirtless Mr. Daley below, or head over to his Instagram account for (much) more, including shots of his adorable kitties!
British diver Tom Daley just can’t stop himself from posting sexy photos on Instagram, and while we’re hardly complaining, we may need to cool off a bit.
CELEBS! Kate Hudson and Nephews Appear in New Ann Taylor Ad Campaign (6 фото)
Ann Taylor is a career woman’s fashion brand, but Kate Hudson is helping to inject a little youth and liveliness into its buttoned up and, well, tailored image with her Fall/Winter 2013 ad campaign. The bubbly blonde actress is doing so with her gorgeous smile, her beachy waves, her rich Bordeaux look lipstick, her killer body and her two young nephews. Of the campaign, K. Hud — who has been with the brand since its Spring 2012 line — said, “It’s a little bit about how I live and a lot about how women live every day. As working moms, we’re all just figuring it out as we go, right? But if I were to offer my advice, I’d say, Try to be present. When you’re at your job, be 100 percent committed to it and do the very best you can. And when you go home at night, leave all the work behind and show up completely for your family. That’s the best part of your day, so really be there.”
Ann Taylor is a career woman’s fashion brand, but Kate Hudson is helping to inject a little youth and liveliness into its buttoned up and, well, tailored image with her Fall/Winter 2013 ad campaign.
Watch the Worst Driving Lesson in the History of Driving Lessons (1 видео)
Some people take to driving quicker than others. Few take to driving slower than this woman. A woman in Korea (we’re not sure if it’s South or North) experienced as bad a first driving lesson as is humanly possible. And it was all caught by the dashboard camera. Practice makes perfect, so maybe she’ll be able to make it out of the driveway without tipping the car over the next time she gets behind the wheel. And if she does, may we recommend other drivers in the area stay home.
Some people take to driving quicker than others. Few take to driving slower than this woman. A woman in Korea (we’re not sure if it’s South or North) experienced as bad a first driving lesson as...
11 Clever Notes Left on Restaurant Receipts (11 фото)
Being a waiter or waitress can be pretty tough at times. Complaining customers, lame tips– the list goes on. But of course there are the select few awesome diners who actually appreciate their servers (or just want to give ‘em a laugh), and they leave a clever notes on the receipt. Maybe you really took to a waiter’s tan or simply want to show off those fancy shmancy drawing skills. Either way, this sort of stuff might make his or her day! So take a cue from these 11 receipts, and follow suit next time you’re eating out.
Being a waiter or waitress can be pretty tough at times. Complaining customers, lame tips– the list goes on.
Devious Ferret Is Quite Adept at Pickpocketing (1 фото + 1 видео)
Coming in at number four on our list of “Reasons We Don’t Want a Ferret,*” is “they will steal the wallet right out of your pocket.” This video justifies that particular item’s high placement on the list. A person who gets their wallet stolen feels like a fool. A person who chases a ferret to get their wallet back has pretty much lost all dignity. *See below:
Coming in at number four on our list of “Reasons We Don’t Want a Ferret,*” is “they will steal the wallet right out of your pocket.
‘Skeletor Affirmations’ Will Get You Through the Day (10 фото)
Having a bad day? We know it sounds weird, but maybe Skeletor from the classic ’80s ‘He-Man’ cartoon can help you. These empowering words to help you get through tough times come from the Tumblr Heal Yourself, Skeletor. According to the Tumblr, "Skeletor is experiencing the the profound emptiness and isolation of human existence. Follow his journey to positive mental health through daily affirmations." Well, what are you waiting for?
Having a bad day? We know it sounds weird, but maybe Skeletor from the classic ’80s ‘He-Man’ cartoon can help you.
Reporter Fails to Notice Man With Pants Down Right Behind Him (1 видео)
Omari Fleming may be a star reporter, but it’s the “moon” behind him that’s got people talking in this video. Fleming, a reporter for Philadelphia’s WTXF, was doing a live stand-up report when a prankster popped on-camera behind him and dropped trou for all to see. A clearly flummoxed Fleming managed to get through his live shot, but the damage was definitely done. You have to kind of feel bad for Fleming. You know the anchors and that jerk Carl the weatherman were totally laughing at him back at the studio.
Omari Fleming may be a star reporter, but it’s the “moon” behind him that’s got people talking in this video.
12 Cross Eyed Kitties to Make Your Day (13 фото)
What’s better than a cat? We know, we know — what a preposterous question, but really, what’s better than a cat? A cross-eyed cat! These cats’ silly faces should make your day better. All without the horrible itching and wheezing that comes with encountering actual, real cats. Enjoy!
What’s better than a cat? We know, we know — what a preposterous question, but really, what’s better than a cat? A cross-eyed cat! These cats’ silly faces should make your day better.
Man Afraid of Heights Rides Virtual Roller Coaster, Hilarity Ensues (1 видео)
We really, really feel for the poor guy in this video. Having once broken a babysitter’s fingers on a roller coaster because we are so afraid of heights, we can definitely relate. However, that doesn’t mean we aren’t laughing at him. The poor guy for some reason decided that experiencing an Oculus Rift roller coaster would be a good time, despite the fact that he hates roller coasters. He winds up a screaming, shivering mess. It’s pretty great.
We really, really feel for the poor guy in this video. Having once broken a babysitter’s fingers on a roller coaster because we are so afraid of heights, we can definitely relate.
20 Photos Of 1940's Vintage Swimwear Vs Present Day (21 фото)
As Bob Dylan famously once sang ‘The times they are a-changin’… That’s certainly true when you glance back on the fashions of yesteryear. Back in the 1940′s and even to a degree in the 1950s, when it came to going to the beach modesty, being ladylike and carrying oneself with a measure of dignity was the norm. That level of decorum is now diametrically opposite to the overly sexual imagery that saturates and dominates popular culture today. There was an element of innocence and a tangible sense of sophistication to swimwear styles back then. Bold colours, playful patterns and all kind of cuts, lengths and styles. Today, those same outfits are replaced with bikini’s little thicker than a cheese wire, that leave little to the imagination. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, in fact you could argue it’s a progression of sorts, the inflexible conservative values of yesterday giving way to a more care-free and inclusive mindset. If you’ve got it, these days it appears you have every right to flaunt it? And really, why shouldn’t you? But ultimately whichever era you’re a fan of, vintage or present day – beauty can often be fleeting but class? Well that’s permanent.
As Bob Dylan famously once sang ‘The times they are a-changin’… That’s certainly true when you glance back on the fashions of yesteryear.
Strange Anime Quotes Definitely Lost In Translation (9 фото)
What can you possibly say about Japan that hasn’t already been said? As a culture and a nation, they are utterly obsessed with the strange, unusual and downright bizarre. If it’s furry, colourful and weird, whatever it is, you can be sure it’ll be a success in Japan. But whilst it seems they deliberately go out of their way to live in a hyper-reality of anime characters, complete with unquestionable scenarios with schoolgirls, cats as pieces of sushi and creating doll versions of themselves, the following bout of oddness doesn’t seem planned at all. In fact, when it comes to these quotes from popular anime shows, you can be sure that something definitely has become lost in translation somewhere. But you know what? That’s what makes them totally Japanese all the same.
What can you possibly say about Japan that hasn’t already been said? As a culture and a nation, they are utterly obsessed with the strange, unusual and downright bizarre.
Showcasing The Body As Art 10 Striking Tattoo Portraits (10 фото)
Unlike these 32 awful tattoos that will make you lose faith in humanity, gifted photographer Eddie McShane captures 10 unique individuals whose bodies truly are works of art. His subjects vary in age, gender and size yet they all share a deep passion for self-expression. You can be sure that a lot of work and indeed money went into the following tattoos which McShane has documented in vibrant detail. Through his candid & emotive portraits, you’re able to gain a compelling insight into the individual behind the persona and ink. The key figures in their lives, their religious beliefs, their childhood street to even their favourite furry friend – are all etched and documented into their skin. Make sure you view the full series via McShane’s official website: http://eddiemcshane.com/
Unlike these 32 awful tattoos that will make you lose faith in humanity, gifted photographer Eddie McShane captures 10 unique individuals whose bodies truly are works of art.
15 Surprising Examples Of Superman Being A D***head (15 фото + 1 видео)
He’s one of the most iconic and oldest superheroes of all time. the man of steel, the devilishly handsome and decidedly buff Superman. And whilst many of us think of him as virtuous and wholesome character with an iron clad set of morals – we’re sadly been erroneously mislead. You see, it turns out Superman is actually intensely misogynistic, incredibly manipulative, often uncaring and certainly more than a little selfish. Surprised? We were too, until we stumbled upon an entire movement dedicated to “Superman is a dick” created by our friends over at Superdickery They’ve hunted down and collated over 300+ examples of The Man Of Steel at his very worst stretching as far back as the 1940′s! You can see the full list right here, but in the meantime prepare to raise your eyebrows and shake your head in disbelief as we look at 15 damming examples of Superman being a total dickhead.
He’s one of the most iconic and oldest superheroes of all time. the man of steel, the devilishly handsome and decidedly buff Superman.
Rare Photos Of Chicago In 1949 Taken By Stanley Kubrick (17 фото)
If you hadn’t already guess we’re huge fans of director Stanley Kubrick, best known for creating cult classics such as ‘A Clockwork Orange’, ‘The Shining’, ‘Dr. Strangelove’ and even the controversial ‘Eyes Wide Shut’. But whether shooting a film or photographing everyday life, his unique style and evocative imagery shines through. We’ve previously featured 17 of his most candid & personal photographs along with a mesmerising collection of 24 cinemagraphs, but today we’re highlighting Kubrick’s documentary work. Rewind to 1949 and Look Magazine, noticing his natural gift, commissioned him to photograph a series titled ‘Chicago City of Contrasts’. He spent several weeks documenting the many facets of city life and below are a few examples of his experiences. His photographs showcase a city that celebrated the arts, provided entertainment for high society but who’s roots and future lay in the ever expanding blue-collar industry.
If you hadn’t already guess we’re huge fans of director Stanley Kubrick, best known for creating cult classics such as ‘A Clockwork Orange’, ‘The Shining’, ‘Dr.
French Street Artist Loves To Hijacks Street Signs (17 фото)
He’s been labeled by the French authorities as a vandal, even so far as being fined €400 for his actions. But that hasn’t deterred French artist Clet Abraham from prowling the streets of Europe adding his own irreverent twist to traffic signs for the past 2 years. How does is he able to do it? In the depths of the night, a friend gives him a leg up and he quickly plasters the stickers onto the sign before vanishing without a trace into the shadows. Europe’s weary commuters and pedestrians then wake up to his wonderfully inventive work the following morning. His humorous and subversive designs certainly makes the roads and alleyways of Europe a lot more interesting don’t you think? Let’s keep it that way, if you have happen to catch him in the act, turn a blind eye will you?
He’s been labeled by the French authorities as a vandal, even so far as being fined €400 for his actions.
A Retrospective On 50 Years Of Flight Attendant Fashion (16 фото)
You know what they say about fashion, that ultimately everything ends up being recycled, reinterpreted and brought back into the mainstream. But it’s hard to have a reference point when the outfits of yesteryear a stacked in boxes and stored in countless attics around the world. That’s The Museum Of Flight why just south of Seattle, USA is such a rare find. Housed within their walls is an historic collection of US flight attendant outfits spanning from 1930 through to 1980. It’s one of the few places that has managed to collect and preserve some iconic uniforms worn by the trusty flight attendant, who’s actual career in the skies spans some 80 years. So what changed from 1930 to 1980? Unsurprisingly pretty much everything! Boots replaced shoes, skirts replaced dresses, brights colour replaced the drab, big hair came and went and yes, even tartan made an appearance. Here’s your unique guide to the style down the aisle as it were – anyone else wish we could bring the good old days back?
You know what they say about fashion, that ultimately everything ends up being recycled, reinterpreted and brought back into the mainstream.
Feminist Yog-Sothoth Meme Sees All, Would Appreciate A Trigger Warning (12 фото)
Yog-Sothoth is a terrifying entity in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulu mythos. This omniscient being is even a grandparent of Cthulhu (it's complicated). But did you know Yog-Sothoth also espouses feminist ideals in an image macro series? We haven't seen an Old One this smooth and respectful since Feminist Cthulhu. Our favorite examples of Feminist Yog-Sothoth are collected below. They were all made by Dave Hughes (via The Mary Sue). His full set is available either beyond the nethermost outposts of space and time or perhaps here and here.
Yog-Sothoth is a terrifying entity in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulu mythos. This omniscient being is even a grandparent of Cthulhu (it's complicated).
Latest Viral News! Here's A Bear, Stealing A Dumpster (1 фото + 1 видео)
Bears are incredibly intelligent creatures. And they also love garbage, because to a bear, human garbage is just basically food kept in a convenient container for the bear. It’s a bit like you’re packing the bear a lunch. Or in this case, packing the bear a fridge. The video above from a Colorado Springs restaurant shows a bear deciding that, screw it, he’s gonna take the whole thing. Needless to say, there’s also a GIF:
Bears are incredibly intelligent creatures. And they also love garbage, because to a bear, human garbage is just basically food kept in a convenient container for the bear.
Welcome To The Future, Everybody. DogTV Is Officially Here. (1 фото + 1 видео)
DogTV, which launched Thursday on DirecTV, is a 24-hour pay channel providing programming designed and produced to appeal to canines. The channel is divided into three kinds of programs, “Relaxation,” “Stimulation” and “Exposure.” Programs run three to six minutes and give dogs either soothing pastoral scenes or provide them with snippets of everyday life that normally cause anxiety, such as someone ringing the doorbell. Look, I get what you’re trying to do here. I do. You’re trying to point out that there are better things a person can do with five dog-related dollars a month, because dogs may not be 100% biologically designed to sit back and watch television all day. Fine. You’re probably right. But allow me to present this counterpoint: SSSSSHHHHHUUUUUUUTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUPPP. Shut the hell up. Think really hard about what you want to say, form a cohesive argument, and then take it to your graves without sharing it with anyone. For God’s sake, THERE IS A TV CHANNEL FOR DOGS NOW. TV. FOR. DOGS. Even if its only viewers turn out to bestoned college students, this is an important moment in history. (I’d rank it just behind the invention of the light bulb.) Let’s give it, like, a week before you crap all over it with your “science” and your “quotes from animal experts.” I mean, Jesus Christ, look at this video.
DogTV, which launched Thursday on DirecTV, is a 24-hour pay channel providing programming designed and produced to appeal to canines.
The Definitive Career Timeline Of 'Breaking Bad's' Aaron Paul (14 фото + 1 видео)
I don’t exactly know why this is true, but the Internet has a deep fascination with Aaron Paul’s pre-Breaking Bad filmography. People rightfully went berserker when Jay Leno revealed that Paul had been on the Price is Right back in the day, and last week, Leno also unearthed Aaron Paul’s (terrible) stint on the original Beverly Hills 90210. Whenever people spot Aaron Paul in a before-he-was-famous role, we get emails. We appreciate those emails. It’s how we found out he was in Birds of Prey. Yesterday, in fact, an awesome reader, FallOutBoy (The Radioactive Man Sidekick, not the Band) sent us screen shots of Aaron Paul in his episode of Bones. Why FallOutBoy was watching first season episodes of Bones, well, that’s a question we probably shouldn’t ask. However, it got me thinking: Let’s just knock this all out at once. Let’s dig up photos from Aaron Paul’s entire career timeline, from 1999 — when he moved to Los Angeles — until 2014, when he’s set to appear in Need for Speed, a movie about a street racer who was framed by a wealthy business associate (I’m far more excited for his 2013 role in A Long Way Down, the adaptation of the Nick Hornby novel). So, without further ado, here’s photographic evidence of most of Aaron Paul’s movie and television roles (at least the ones with available images on the Internet). He has gone through some bad hair phases, folks, but I gotta say, nerdy Aaron Paul is my favorite early Aaron Paul.
I don’t exactly know why this is true, but the Internet has a deep fascination with Aaron Paul’s pre-Breaking Bad filmography.
Robin Thicke And The Roots Perform 'Blurred Lines' On Fallon (1 фото + 1 видео)
“Blurred Lines” is the hottest song in the galaxy. By far. The song, though, is only made better when the best band in the world backs him. And it’s even better if the aforementioned best band in the world is using kid’s instruments to do it. Fallon had an unconventional open to his show by having Thicke perform his hit with The Roots using elementary school instruments. I’m starting to think I like this version of the song better than the original. Add in Black Thought spitting a 16 and we have magic on our hands. Now excuse me while I hum this song for the rest of the day.
“Blurred Lines” is the hottest song in the galaxy. By far. The song, though, is only made better when the best band in the world backs him.
Craig Ferguson & Courtney Love Discuss Her Trying To Sex Him (1 видео)
As soon as I saw that Courtney Love would be a guest on The Late Late Show I knew Craig Ferguson would have a field day. But I had no clue things would take the turn they did. The interview was destined for greatness as soon as Ferguson remarked that Love looked “respectable” (the crowd “ooh’d” in response). While I figured the whole thing would just be Ferguson poking gentle fun at Love, I didn’t expect them to talk about the time she tried to sleep with him, only to have him brush off her advances. “Maybe it was something in my breath, you were like, ‘No, it’s too much trouble,’” Love recalled. To which a laughing Ferguson responded, “Um, yeah.” Last night marked one of the few times I can remember Ferguson seeming mildly uncomfortable in an interview. Courtney Love will do that to ya. Enjoy.
As soon as I saw that Courtney Love would be a guest on The Late Late Show I knew Craig Ferguson would have a field day. But I had no clue things would take the turn they did.
MSNBC Anchor Uses Dirty Word to Describe Anthony Weiner Texting Pal (1 видео)
So much for journalists being impartial. MSNBC anchor Thomas Roberts caused a stir Wednesday when he called Sydney Leathers, the woman at the center of Anthony Weiner’s latest sex scandal, ‘bats***.’ Roberts made his comment after playing part of Leathers’ interview with Howard Stern, although he did catch himself just as he said it. Still, the damage was done. Kind of like what this whole embarrassing matter has done to Weiner’s chances of becoming mayor of New York City.
So much for journalists being impartial. MSNBC anchor Thomas Roberts caused a stir Wednesday when he called Sydney Leathers, the woman at the center of Anthony Weiner’s latest sex scandal, ...
Adorably Furious Little Girl Quickly Becomes Meme (13 фото)
Just one look at this photo and you can tell it’s got meme potential. It was shared on Reddit with the title “We tried taking a nice family picture now that my daughter is one. She looks like she’s gonna slit someone’s throat.” Needless to say, things quickly got out of control in the best possible way. It didn’t take long for a few memes to emerge. But it was when the photo made its way to subreddit PhotoshopBattles that things really got going. Here are some of the amazing pics Redditors have made of this little girl. Her parents have decided to print out the best ones and have them made into a book for her.
Just one look at this photo and you can tell it’s got meme potential. It was shared on Reddit with the title “We tried taking a nice family picture now that my daughter is one.
10 Instances Of Tracee Ellis Ross Looking Gloriously Thick (7 фото + 3 видео)
Tracee Ellis Ross is why the over the shoulder red carpet pose was invented. To a man, almost no one I’ve asked remembers when or how they found out about Ms. Ross’ surprising curvaceousness. It’s as if it came out of nowhere. But unlike your favorite entertainer who hit the lottery and came back to your local gentleman’s establishment with some personal renovations, the former Girlfriends star has always been the apple of our eye. So here’s to the supremely thick, mahogany, lady that never makes us sing the blues. We salute you, Tracee. Standing next to you is the best thing Lupe has done in years.
Tracee Ellis Ross is why the over the shoulder red carpet pose was invented. To a man, almost no one I’ve asked remembers when or how they found out about Ms. Ross’ surprising curvaceousness.
Rampage Jackson Has A Comic Book Now, and Oh yeah, it's Terrible. (3 фото)
Rampage Jackson has a lot of talents — dancing, being on wrestling shows without ever wrestling, rubbing his d**k on ladies without their consent — and now he can add “be a superhero with meteorite werewolf powers” to the list. Meet Rampage Jackson: Street Warrior, Lion Forge Comics’ upcoming one-shot about Jackson becoming an “anti-hero” when he gets special powers and “kicks evil’s ass.” Remember the movie Meteor Man? It’s just like that, only Robert Townsend becomes the Wolfman. Yeah, I don’t know. The plan is to release a stand-alone comic, then parlay that into an ongoing series. Hopefully they put a lot of time between the one-shot and the series, because I’m pretty sure the people who draw it have no idea who Rampage is or what he does for a living. I mean, take a look at the preview panels:
Rampage Jackson has a lot of talents — dancing, being on wrestling shows without ever wrestling, rubbing his d**k on ladies without their consent — and now he can add “be a superhero with...
HOT NEWS! Ben & Jerry's Sued A Porn Studio Over Trademark Infringement (5 фото)
As a testament to just how deep the well of porn parody goes, the folks at Ben & Jerry’s recently had to file a lawsuit against North Hollywood adult film company Caballero Video because of a new series of adult films with names based on the iconic ice cream company’s flavors. The brass at Caballero, AKA Rodax Distributors Inc., agreed to a settlement with Ben & Jerry’s and agreed to not release any films under the previously planned and admittedly delicious “Ben & Cherry’s” titles. According to the Chicago Tribune, this was all about protecting the brand name and stopping someone from besmirching a wholesome company’s fine image. Ben & Jerry’s had said that Caballero didn’t have permission to reference Ben & Jerry’s or its trademarked ice cream flavors, which have names that the filmmakers evidently found to be a creative goldmine. Ben & Jerry’s flavor names include “Banana Split,” “Cherry Garcia” and “Everything But the…” — all of which became fodder for X-rated fare in Caballero’s hands. Caballero also used packaging that resembled Ben & Jerry’s well-known clouds and cows imagery.
As a testament to just how deep the well of porn parody goes, the folks at Ben & Jerry’s recently had to file a lawsuit against North Hollywood adult film company Caballero Video because of a new...